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作者: 默读忧伤 时间: 2006-9-21 23:17 标题: [转帖]IQ大转弯

提问：茉莉花、太阳花、玫瑰花哪一朵花最没力？　

回答：茉莉花。　　原因：好一朵美丽(没力)的茉莉花。　　

提问：猩猩最讨厌什么线？　　

回答：平行线。　　原因：平行线没有相交(香蕉)。　

提问：橡皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个最不好？　　

回答：橡皮。　　原因：橡皮擦(橡皮差)。　　　　

提问：布和纸怕什么？　　

回答：布怕一万，纸怕万一。　　原因：不(布)怕一万，只(纸)怕万一。　　　　

提问：铅笔姓什么？　　

回答：萧。　　原因：削(萧)铅笔。　　　　

提问：麒麟到了北极会变成什么？　　

回答：冰淇凌。　　原因：冰淇凌(冰麒麟)。　　

提问：哪位历史人物最欠扁？　　

回答：苏武。　　原因：苏武牧羊北海边(被海扁)。　　　　

提问：从1到9哪个数字最勤劳，哪个数字最懒惰？　　

回答：1懒惰；2勤劳。　　原因：一(1)不做二(2)不休。　　　　

提问：怎样使麻雀安静下来？　　

回答：压它一下。　　原因：鸦雀无声(压雀无声)。

作者: chinanic 时间: 2006-9-21 23:34 标题: [转帖]IQ大转弯

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作者: 坏的刚刚好 时间: 2006-9-21 23:53 标题: [转帖]IQ大转弯

提问：怎样使麻雀安静下来？　　

回答：压它一下。　　原因：鸦雀无声(压雀无声)。
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作者: divico 时间: 2006-9-23 09:25 标题: [转帖]IQ大转弯

冷笑话...

作者: 阿KING 时间: 2006-9-23 20:41 标题: [转帖]IQ大转弯

有质量！！

作者: abmark 时间: 2006-9-25 13:36 标题: [转帖]IQ大转弯

看来这里不是很安全~ 快闪~

作者: nangkeng 时间: 2006-9-25 22:45 标题: [转帖]IQ大转弯

不错我又学到了一手~~~

作者: zhgh134 时间: 2006-9-27 18:59 标题: [转帖]IQ大转弯

算是恶搞。

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